February 2012
3 posts
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Justin Blake: hey, someone said you sound like an owl
Bill Evans: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Justin Blake: NAILED IT
Party all night
animalsbeingdicks:
Raymond was such a crappy roommate.
January 2012
7 posts
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Justin Blake: triple x per anus!
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Justin Blake: doctor said i shouldn't put so much sex in my butt
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he's a girl
Bill Evans: I love boy / girl matt and kim style duos
Bill Evans: I am basing that solely on matt and kim and sleigh bells
Justin Blake: valid assessment
Justin Blake: lets start a boy girl band
Justin Blake: you be the girl
Bill Evans: shit
Bill Evans: 1
Bill Evans: 2
Bill Evans: 3
Bill Evans: dibs on boy
Justin Blake: NOT IT
Justin Blake: dangit
Bill Evans: yep
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Justin Blake: ima take the rubber off i don't mind having babies
Justin Blake: with a homegirl
Justin Blake: KEEP YOUR VAGINA PROTECTED
Justin Blake: lunch time
Bill Evans: sometimes gender is null
Bill Evans: that's going to be a tough icon
James O'Donnell: use 70s david bowie
December 2011
2 posts
Purrkour*
animalsbeingdicks:
As it turns out, cats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as dogs. *Like parkour with dogs, but with cats, because cats purr, so y’know…purrkour? Kiss my ass.
November 2011
6 posts
He invented ETE
In honor / protest of blaix.com not being awesome anymore here is a birthday post for Justin.
Justin has a tractor, if you meet him he will probably tell you this. He also hates trebuchets. Sometimes he looks like a young Jim Hathaway.
He is pretty good at making babies so don’t let him near your wife. He’s working on making a basketball team even though he doesn’t like...
October 2011
13 posts
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September 2011
6 posts
2 tags
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August 2011
8 posts
1 tag
This sums up our friendship nicely.
Bill Evans: I love DVRs
Bill Evans: but
Bill Evans: part of me
Bill Evans: wishes I could just sit down and watch a show as it airs
Bill Evans: like physically be able to
Bill Evans: get up to piss at the commercials
Bill Evans: come running back
Bill Evans: etc
Justin Blake: never again
Bill Evans: I kinda sorta want that
Bill Evans: at least once or twice
Justin Blake: your...
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Hey Kari here's another
Justin Blake: mmmm… ass pork
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Justin Blake: gotta capture them boners
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Things to do when I get a time machine
Go back 10 years and tell past you that in 10 years video games will be able pretty much photo realistic but people are going to be way more interested in flailing their arms around like a jackass chopping up imaginary fruits.
July 2011
4 posts
June 2011
10 posts
Red Band Trailer: Horrible Bosses →
I would love to find this and throw it up in crisp, clear HD, but alas, the exclusivity gods have made that a bit difficult over the last couple of days. As it is, this is a redband trailer…