He invented ETE
In honor / protest of blaix.com not being awesome anymore here is a birthday post for Justin.
Justin has a tractor, if you meet him he will probably tell you this. He also hates trebuchets. Sometimes he looks like a young Jim Hathaway.
He is pretty good at making babies so don’t let him near your wife. He’s working on making a basketball team even though he doesn’t like basketball.
Justin can’t resist arguing about evolution, it makes his face red. He’s also terrible at drinking whiskey.
He will let you throw a log through his truck window and not even make you pay for it.
Justin is a pretty swell guy that I used to play games with but I still like him even though he’s all grown up now.
Happy Birthday Justin!