This sums up our friendship nicely.

Bill Evans: I love DVRs

Bill Evans: but

Bill Evans: part of me

Bill Evans: wishes I could just sit down and watch a show as it airs

Bill Evans: like physically be able to

Bill Evans: get up to piss at the commercials

Bill Evans: come running back

Bill Evans: etc

Justin Blake: never again

Bill Evans: I kinda sorta want that

Bill Evans: at least once or twice

Justin Blake: your mom likes it twice

Bill Evans: your mom can’t handle it twice