Justin Blake: hey, someone said you sound like an owl
Bill Evans: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Justin Blake: NAILED IT
Justin Blake: triple x per anus!
Justin Blake: doctor said i shouldn't put so much sex in my butt
he's a girl
Bill Evans: I love boy / girl matt and kim style duos
Bill Evans: I am basing that solely on matt and kim and sleigh bells
Justin Blake: valid assessment
Justin Blake: lets start a boy girl band
Justin Blake: you be the girl
Bill Evans: shit
Bill Evans: 1
Bill Evans: 2
Bill Evans: 3
Bill Evans: dibs on boy
Justin Blake: NOT IT
Justin Blake: dangit
Bill Evans: yep
Justin Blake: ima take the rubber off i don't mind having babies
Justin Blake: with a homegirl
Justin Blake: KEEP YOUR VAGINA PROTECTED
Justin Blake: lunch time
This sums up our friendship nicely.
Bill Evans: I love DVRs
Bill Evans: but
Bill Evans: part of me
Bill Evans: wishes I could just sit down and watch a show as it airs
Bill Evans: like physically be able to
Bill Evans: get up to piss at the commercials
Bill Evans: come running back
Bill Evans: etc
Justin Blake: never again
Bill Evans: I kinda sorta want that
Bill Evans: at least once or twice
Justin Blake: your mom likes it twice
Bill Evans: your mom can’t handle it twice
Hey Kari here's another
Justin Blake: mmmm… ass pork
Justin Blake: gotta capture them boners
Justin Blake: everyone should use semantic versioning
Justin Blake: i hate everyone
Bill Evans: me too
Bill Evans: let's kill them
Justin Blake: yeah and we can make puns depending on where we stab them
Justin Blake: like if we cut off their had we could say "now THAT was a major release"
Justin Blake: head*
Justin Blake: and if we stab their thigh would could say "here let me PATCH that for you..."
Justin Blake: lets make a comic called the SemVerSlayers
Bill Evans: ok but can we only use the patch pun if we stab them in the eye?
Bill Evans: you know, semantics
Justin Blake: agreed
Justin Blake: we need to trick someone into walking backwards into a sword or something and then say sorry, its not backwards compatible
Justin Blake: my rhymes are so potent they make all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Bill Evans: ok give me one now
Justin Blake: um
Justin Blake: no i was offering any number of cocks to anyone who drove up wanting some, you could take one cock, two cocks, or all four cocks. doesn't matter to me. i just needed to get my cocks out one way or another
Bill Evans: http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tee1.png
Bill Evans: or just had oral sex with his mom
Justin Blake: sorry mom, i posted it on the internet, and you told me yourself you didn't raise no lier
Bill Evans: like norman?
Bill Evans: or did he spell it leir
Bill Evans: lear
Justin Blake: i don't know who that is
Bill Evans: come on man
Bill Evans: the guy created sanford and son for fucks sake
Justin Blake: i've seen maybe 2 episodes of that
Bill Evans: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Lear
Justin Blake: on nick at night
Bill Evans: he's a tv legend
Justin Blake: wow he made some of kari's favorite shows
Bill Evans: her next birthday cake should be of his face
Bill Evans: or pecker
Bill Evans: it's always fun when I get to type pecker
Justin Blake: either way she'd be confused
Bill Evans: yea, old man balls hang way down she's not used to seeing them like that yet
Justin Blake: speaking of old man balls, it's lunch time
Justin Blake: you should never write a song when you are both hungry and horny
Justin Blake: only one or the other
Justin Blake: really you should just never write a song when you're hungry period
Justin Blake: eat something first
Justin Blake: i'm in the kind of mood i don't like to be in
Justin Blake: MORE MAJOR LAZER
Bill Evans: lol
Bill Evans: good one
Justin Blake: thanks
Justin Blake: mudslidden?
Bill Evans: GOD BLESS AMERICA
Justin Blake: *shoots gun in air*